Tuesday, September 11, 2007

profundity

there are two valuable lessons i have learned over the decades upon entering the real contradictory grown-up world that requires one to wear non-wrinkled clothing and simultaneously textiles that encourage wrinkles. so i thought i would share them for your enlightenment.

1. Don't iron naked.

2. Don't iron clothes while you are wearing them.

there are other rules doubtless like "don't iron on the $1.99/sf cheap carpeting" (it melts). but these above are far more significant.

and if you do ever happen to ignore those rules, Traumeel homeopathic cream will heal without blistering.

1 comment:

Leilani ly-huong N. said...

I may be a grown a** woman but I still have a new lesson to learn apparently.

3. Do not iron your bra to make it dry faster. Heat is the enemy of elastic.