(self) important disclaimers

i'm a procrastinating and therefore frustrated storyteller/wordcrafter (elementary school teachers assessment in neat cursive penmanship still applies "Bright, But Does Not Apply Herself") and therefore i reserve the sole right to continually and arbitrarily (one might say compulsively) paraphrase pop culture zeitgeist, make obscure irreverent/irrelevant allusions to literary trash and treasures with gimpy metonymic or metaphoric intent, endlessly anthropologize, fanatically reference the sacred feminine, paren(pa)thetically editorialize, and whimsically edit historical posts thereby rendering temporal chronology into a flexible relative narrative raging rapid river of archaic adjectival alliteration, immigran onomatopoeia, involuted neologisms, vernacularistic grammar, consciousness & being, and run-on sentences, simply because meaning and authenticity are human constructs to interpret mere homo sapiens sapiens phenomena as phenomenological events. and philosophy itself is the Nation-State's B!tch. pardon my engulish.

and anyways, weo, i hate linearity. it's like, soooo phallogocentric. oh my goddess!

so in versimilitude to the epistolary novel, mixquiahuala letters, i posit to you, dear (non-existent) reader, nay i urge you to read this blogage as a Blogarary Choose-Your-Own-Adventure which series enticed us as oppressed/repressed/suppressed adolescents with the sucanat Fantacist Lie that there is such a thing as Free Will when met with the Glaring Reality of Parental Authority. this was a deceptive ruse because in actuality the CYOA series had a Moral about Consequences and the Righteous Path, which we all know is the conjuring Mythology of the Nation-State which has subjugated and exploited all of humanity these past two hundred and some score years. and so i compel you to Resist Authority. Read Non-Sequentially and Non-Sequitorally. this is what 4.5 years of grad school did to me, a sum total of 20.5 years of schooling, roughly 2/3rds of my life (the other third apparently having been spent in species anomalous regenerative sleep). Read at your own Peril.

she's a killer queen
gunpowder gelatine
dynamite with a laser beam
guaranteed to blow your mind
anytime--
and yes, yes i did quote Farouk "Freddy" Mercury. it's my soliloquy universe, i shall do as i please, savvy?

i hereby predict i shall get even less work accomplished on my days off--ahem, i mean when i "work from home" natch.