okay, i still cant remember my pre-G7 SanD revelation (alas that has gone the way of the Hottentot Venus. obscured in the annals of HIStory, but her disembodied vulva floats in a prurient jar of formaldehyde on a forgotten shelf in an musty Museum of Man only to be found by Stephan J. Gould and revived in an essay about race, gender & western eugenics.) but i came up with another one.
i think my stupid power would have to be the ability to write long convoluted emails using obscure literary, historical and pop culture references.
ms. kyung jin (or Lady K--her airwave ego) adds "and to turn the obscure references into a long diatribe fully equipped with a plethora of tangents that eventually relate to the initial obscure reference."
i think we can all agree that it's a) useless though entertaining, at least to me, and b) could, potentially, under the right circumstances, at the last minute, under great duress, defeat Evil and Save The Day.
one day i will post some of them so you can fully comprehend my deep thoughts around topics ranging from porkism to klingonaase.
speaking of stupid powers, T got me the first five episodes of season 1 of Stan Lee's reality show Who wants to be a Superhero? because laughing at other people's follies makes me feel better about myself.
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Your brain is expanding along with your belly - for now.
One day in the near future, you will be at the movies or some place you go to ALL THE TIME. You will go up to the counter to order the same thing you order every single thousandth time you came there and you will...completely draw a blank. Nope, can't remember the name of those caramel candies coated in chocolate. The you will just stand there blinking. Faster. Trying to make your brain work.
Or, you will be caught shopping at Target in your fuzzy leopard print house slippers! Not me, though as I don't own any.
You brain cells are sucked into the unborn and alas, they never come back.
Lists. Hooray for lists!!
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